Magnificent Mail

When I come in from work and see packages on top of the mail boxes I get really excited and hope that one is for me. Sometimes they are, usually not....but there is still that moment when I let myself get excited and hope that they are. I have had fleeting thoughts of taking boxes from Amazon addressed to others...I just want to have the brief thrill of opening them to see what someone got, but then it would make returning the item quite awkward. "Um hi...this package is for you...I know that our names are nothing alike and we live on different floors, I am just super nosy"